...if everyone took a bite at the same time.
I'm utterly convinced that if all people took a bite of one of the following foods at the same time, we could end all wars. (All foods would adjust for allergies/meat/egg substitution, of course)
- Peanut butter + nilla wafer + banana
- Hollandaise sauce on english muffin
- Popcorn, then a sip of Coca Cola
- Sprinkles (seriously, have you ever just bitten into a spoonful of colorful sprinkles?)
- Garlic mashed potatoes
- Lava cake
- Risotto with lots of parmesan and/or fontina
I'm just happy thinking about these.
Rule: Come up with a list of world peace foods. Try to keep components/ingredients on hand at all times. Toss into the mouths of any grumpy people or unwelcome intruders.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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One can only hope that you will also toss said peace foods into the mouths of happy invited guests as well. :D
Of course. I promise foods will always be tossed into happy invited guests' mouths.
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